Triple threat match to determine the #1 contender for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 32: Dean Ambrose vs. If Owens doesn’t retain here, Fastlane will really be a piece of shit. In his current incarnation, he’s little more than an irritatingly omnipresent jobber, dressed like a Motley Crue roadie, who has more story-line potential on Total Divas than he does on the actual wrestling shows. Owens just stole the championship back to allow Ambrose to focus fully on his Wrestlemania Main Event bid, but Ziggler is hardly a good substitute for the mighty Lunatic Fringe. Intercontinental Championship Match: Kevin Owens (c) vs. If they don’t steal the show, it’ll be a damn shame. Styles has been killing it since his début at the Rumble and Jericho is the master of putting people over (not that it’s needed in this case necessarily, though certain fans probably still need some convincing of Styles’s prowess). Predicted winners: Becky Lynch and Sasha BanksĪ late addition that has the potential to be a major highlight of the night, this is arguably the most interesting bout on the entire card. Even if one of those matches includes Brie Bella. All things considered, having two women’s matches on the card is something to celebrate. Divas tags aren’t usually the best way to showcase the talents of the women involved, but this one has the potential to be something different, if not exactly life-changing. I’m beyond stoked for a three-way Divas championship match at Wrestlemania, which is hopefully where this whole Becky/ Charlotte/Sasha angle is headed. That’s all.ĭivas Tag Team Match: Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks vs. It also sucks that the Wyatts aren’t afforded a proper push. The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper, Erick Rowan and Braun Strowman) Predicted winner: Charlotte to retain (or we riot)Ħ-Man Tag Team Match: Ryback, Big Show and Kane vs. If the title changes hands here – to someone who can’t even sell kicks correctly – I quit. Hopefully it’s a five-minute deal to send the lesser Bella off in style. Hopefully the rumours about this being Brie’s last match are true because lord help us otherwise. More likely, it’ll be yet another RAW calibre match that has no place being on a PPV, the rematch of which we’ll have to suffer through the following night regardless.ĭivas Championship Match: Charlotte (c) vs. If this is done properly, it could sell the US belt as something to be coveted. ADR has been sleep-walking through his return, botching moves and generally acting like he couldn’t give a shit even when there’s a championship on the line. Not amazing, but a welcome change to the usual, predictably dull proceedings. Minimal heat and build-up for this one, even though Kalisto winning the title on RAW (only to lose it on Smackdown that very same week) was pretty cool. United State Championship Two-out-of-three Falls Match: Kalisto (c) vs. With that in mind, let’s take a look at what’s to come tomorrow night: I don’t want to piss anyone off any more than I already have, but I can’t sell this one too much because it would kill my already black soul. WWE‘s worst-titled Pay-Per-View is upon us yet again! Prepare the car crash memes! Fastlane, or WWE Fastlane as they are insisting on calling it, is being sold to us using a photograph of Eva Marie with minimal cleavage on show, so you immediately know they’re really going all out for this one.
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